lulz-time:

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meladoodle:

A police dog searches you for weed and pulls it out of your back pocket.. you think ‘fuck’ and start planning your excuse until the dog starts lighting a blunt, gives you a wink and says ‘yo thanks dude’

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nevvzealand:

i dont understand how i can get so much joy from covering my pets with blankets and watching the lump move around

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vagisodium:

vagisodium:

i bet my tongue is stronger than yours wanna find out

this post has 130,000 notes can you guess how many people have made out with me since i made it the answer is 0

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teenytigress:

SO THIS GUY IN MY ENGLISH IS DOING A PROJECT FOR BIO WHERE HE GETS A DUCKLING TO IMPRINT ON HIM SO HE JUST CARRIES IT AROUND WITH HIM TO ALL OF HIS CLASSES AND I SWEAR THIS DUCK IS THE MOST WELL BEHAVED FUCKING POULTRY IVE EVER SEEN IT JUST SITS ON HIS DESK QUIETLY AND SOMETIMES HE PUTS IT IN HIS POCKET AND IT JUST SLEEPS LIKE WOW YOU GO DUCKY

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lnfamy:

whisper one piece trivia into my ear while we do it

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musiclyf3:

friendlycloud:

hitlervevo:

why the fuck cant we text the police

lets say there is a murderer in ur house and you’re hiding behind your sofa and you do have your phone with you but you can’t call the police because the murderer might hear you

Relevant

Is there a murderer in your house because I don’t see any other way this could be relevant right now…

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